Bryan gets 30 minutes on his account for this great joke!
Kurtis gets crude! He also gets 30 free minutes!
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, “I have a dead pussy.”
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.”
Sally sent us this charmer! 30 free minutes for your side-splitter!
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!' said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!’
The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?' said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
Do you think you have a better joke tough guy? Well prove it by sending them to jokes@adultrental.com - if we use it you will get 30 minutes free!
